Duck Off Boris!

There were gasps all around when the new Chancellor of the Eggs-Checker was unveiled to the Downing St Press Corp this morning.

Chancellor ..... what do you think of current state of our economy?

Quack!

Chancellor ..... do you have plans to tackle the cost of living crisis?

Quack!

Chancellor ..... do you have confidence in the integrity of the Prime Minister?

Oh Quack Off!