When I was cool.

I used to be really hot you know.
People would think being seen with me would
enhance their image.

Now they just pretend not to have seen me,
or they'll fake a heart attack or sever a major artery
rather than look into my grateful pathetic face.

I can wait. I'm good at waiting.
Let's face it, if platform shoes and neon can make
a comeback then so can I.

Ha!