In the operating theatre!
No I haven’t come off my motorbike, I’m just having a skin cancer off my abdomen. After the surgeon had injected the local anaesthetic, they went off for morning tea while it took effect so I decided to take a few shots.
Anybody who spends their childhood in Oz will finish up having this done at least once in their lifetime. Mine’s only a BCC, not the dreaded Melanoma so I’ll be back on the tractor in no time. On second thoughts, maybe not for a couple of days.