"You may kiss the bride"

then
coat tails flying
white dress billowing
surprised guests following

the happy couple were outta there
on their heavy-duty unicycles.

They soon reached the beach
and headed off
as far as the eye could see.

Then further.

I'm grateful they invited me.
I'm glad I came.

Trudging back to the reception
we all said the same:

'We'll never see those two again.'