Thursday

We have rats at work. Quite attractive ones but they are still rats.

I earn just over minimum wage and have received a tax bill of £1700. 

Flummoxed. 

Edit: my neighbour, a forensic tax inspector for HMRC, has come in to discuss.  I should have told HMRC that no longer work for Nigel. Doing a tax return will make the £1700 disappear. A job for the weekend or I'll get Clive to do it for me.