St Andrews

Wake up buey - CMC shoved her elbow in my ribs - you're in St Andrews.   Snatched from the bosom of the Parish.   How did that happen ?  I threw a six, landed on 'Community Chest' and it said 'Go straight to Fife'.  It didn't say anything about precipitating down all the way from Aberdeen Harbour.

CMC ran amok in Sea Salt, although l wasn't there. I even bought a pair of breeks from a different emporium.

We now realise we can't see the sea.

You're so lucky I didn't take my camera with me.

David Kynaston is 71.