Disappointing.

Tried a new Dim Sum place today. A small place off Leith Walk.
The staff were really lovely, you chose your food from an iPad and it was all very fresh, but...no flavour. None at all. I was practically licking the chilli sauce dish out every time a new tasteless but pretty dish turned up. Such a shame. Edinburgh could do with another good Dim Sum place other than the one on St Andrew's Square.

Boys look away now.

And on the way home, I urgently needed to make a monthly girl purchase
and visit a loo. I stopped at Sainsburys and headed for the pharmacy section.
'Excuse me, where are your tampons?' I said.
'What are they? The pharmacy guy said.
'Tampons! You know tampons! Erm, sanitary towels? Lillets? Tampax?'
'Could you write that down for me?'
'What!! Are you fucking joking?' I was beginning to panic.
I actually wrote TAMPONS on the paper he was holding out.
He stared at it like it was written in Klingon.
By this time I was running up and down the aisles sweating and
trying to keep my legs crossed all at the same time.
Don't boys know anything about girls anymore?

Did they ever?