I Did The Wild Swimmings

I am using this term because I know how much it annoys the Wretched One.  She says it's just normal swimmings.

The kindly Mister took me on the Five Marys Village Trail and we got the WO a huge bunch of dahlias.  I'm actually a bit annoyed with the Mister because he forgot to check them for unwanted house guests.  I don't know how I'm going to break it to Reg but we have a new snail, which always plays fast and loose with the chi in the house.