I believe I can fly

[Cue Seal "I believe I can fly"]
I believe I can flyyyy
I believe I can touch the skyyyyy
I think about it every night and day
Spread my winds and fly a-SCHLONG!

[sound of seagull skull colliding with the mast of a 1.3 million euro sailing boat]

That's another bird that will never again sing annoying songs.
Ever.
That's called natural selection.

Thank you Charles Robert Darwin for inventing it! Without you the sky would be filled with magpies whistling tunes by the Pet Shop Boys and crows humming Bon Jovi anthems...