Only MARGINALLY disabled?
Daft Grumble Alert!
Having copies of both "Welsh without worry" and "Gaelic without groans" PLUS having seen a copy of "Let stalk Strine." and heard "Larn Yersel' Geordie" by Mike Neville & George House; I though:-
Why not "Larn Cummerland Dialect Marra,"?
"Thoo'll git theesel badly liked!" = "You will become awfully unpopular!"
I presume this person, of whatever gender, and blonde or not, must be only very slightly mentally disabled, using such a tiny proportion of a disabled space? I chose the nearest/only disabled parking slot; this one. Getting out might have been more difficult had I been less "lish" - fit/flexible. As luck would have it, I got in, ordered a Breakfast THEN discovered I'd left my Plastic-money@home. On my return there was a nearer/better slot available.