Clouding the issue.....

Mad customer of the day...

A very posh, elderly lady was trying our perfume testers, and eventually settled on vanilla and freesia (one of my favourites too.)

'Young lady,' she said (and frankly, that alone should have alerted me to her mental state) 'I'm orf to London tomorrow. Tell me - will this scent smell the same when I spray it down south?'

I'm almost sure that wasn't a euphemism....