It's only.....

.... a mop, my dear. I know, I know but this is not just any mop.

This is a lovely new, clean, tactile microfibre mop that looks and feels like a sea anemone, and even like coral if you play around with it on iPhoto.

Two bonuses - it cleans like a dream and saves me going out in the cold and wet.

Had to catch it now - it won't look like this for long.