weasels

See if you can spot the break.

If I shave I tend to use an electric razor, the kind that has a perforated foil. I dropped my razor when unpacking and didn't notice that the foil had broken very slightly leaving a tiny wee sharp bit sticking out.

Cue shaving in the morning whilst slightly bleary eyed. I did notice my face was nipping slightly but didn't think much about it until I got into the shower. Ouch.

My face now looks like the bloke on the cover of Weasels Ripped My Flesh.

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