The very latest......

The deluge continues to deluge. In anticipation of being inundated with more deluge I have looked at options for a modern Ark. These little beauties, known in the building trade as Dumpy Bags, can hold my chubby body, Mrs Booty's gorgeous body and that bloody dog. We can then attach our life savings behind us by the appropriately placed handles and float away until the deluge decreases or we bump into a higher hill.

There is apparently one small negative feature to my cunning plan - they are not waterproof.