The Fear Of Missing Owwwww

I went shopping today.  2 young guys came out the football ground  and they were chatting.  The chat lasted about 10 seconds.  And then they went back to the default behaviour of teens - staring at their phones.

Because if you didn't get that message about what Tweedledum had said to Tweedeledee then you wouldn't know about the seismic implications of what Tweedledum had said to Tweedeledee.

Really those chats are worthy of reporting on the news...

They were so engrossed in whatever banal chat that they stopped paying attention to anything.

Which is why one of them walked into a signpost like this one - I heard the "Doink" from 10 meters away.

Good news, his mobile was fine and I'm sure the bruise will be gone in a week.

And really, did Tweedledum actually say that to Tweedeledee? There's no way back from that. He's dead to everyone in the group.