McFarlane's, the village hardware store

A great wee shop that has everything you could possibly need... except the one thing I want - a new filter for my cooker's overhead extractor fan! They've been "on order" for the past three weeks, but fortunately I'm not in a hurry.

Re Nicola Sturgeon's surprise resignation: to quote the woman herself, I am "coping with the news just fine!" 'Nuff said.