The Princess and the Dog

By Princessnthedog

How Do You Eat Yours?

Dear O'H, Lovely Tea Jenny & Eldest Mini Princess,

The Prince and I were watching TV when a Doritos ad asked a very important life question…

“Are you a licker, a nibbler or a chomper?””

“Oooh”, I said, “I’m a licker…or if I’m in polite company, I like to place it on my tongue (with the pointy bit at the tip) and then squish it against the roof of my mouth. What do you do?”

The Prince: I don’t like Doritos.

C

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