The Fair is Coming

Today my first reaction was to say, "Oh damn, I'd forgotten that."
I have a 9 year old and this fair will be impossible to avoid!
This is a shame, because I used to love fair grounds! Now I'm an adult with a very tight, almost non-existant, budget and a heart condition that rules me out of going on rides, I've turned into a hugely miserable wet blanket. Phooey.