The Things He Hears

"Does Susan ever wear those earrings I bought her.
They were very expensive."


"I don't know why girls have this obsession with pink.
It's crap."


"Coroner? You mean an inquest?"


"If he thinks it he thinks it."


"I'm a panel beater. I beat panels."


"Washed-up, worn out, done in."


"I think I'll have the trout."


"Two weeks in this place and you'll be saying shit with the best of them."


"You're not supposed to feed the seagulls."