'That's Our Delivery!!!'

....squarked and shouted Jeoff the Starling, flapping his wings like mad, and squarking very loudly, to get the attention of the delivery driver just down the road, who was looking at each house as he drove up the road.

Just 5 minutes earlier....

Jeoffs wife,

'I'm telling you Jeoff, according to my tracker, the delivery should be here by now, go and keep an eye out for it!'

'But you know its coming! They'll find the house!' replied Jeoff,

'Not if their equipment is playing up, and has decided to do what your mind does on occasion, pack its bags and go elsewhere!'

'How am I meant to get their attention?' asked Jeoff, realising as soon as he said it, that he didn't want to know the answer...

'Behave like when your Rugby Team scores a try, acting like you've won the world cup, flapping your winds like mad, and behaving like a complete and utter idiot!'

So reluctantly with his tail feathers once more between his legs, Jeff went to attract the attention of the delivery driver....

As it happened, the equipment the driver had been using had broken, and he was using a method used for centuries, his eyes, a pen, paper, and shockingly, get this, and A-Z map!!!

The paper had the list of deliveries on it, and thanks to Jeoffs antics, the delivery driver found the house :-)

Take care all :-)