Phew!

The hole in the sky which appeared yesterday over Inverness has been patched up. The tinies (not pictured) have been working overnight to seal the hole which appeared yesterday afternoon. It was feared that high flying seagulls and careless hang gliders could have been sucked into the vortex known as space. A spokeperson from the Meterogical Office said: “The tinies have performed great work. We still have a lot to learn about holes in the sky.”

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