The lift

Mr. W has a following at recess. Everyone wants a Mr. W lift on the swings. Being very good natured he obliges but only 1 per kid. None of us female types can do it the right way for certain obvious reasons. I will give a kid a lift and push. They will ask if Mr. W is around. I say he has recess duty M, W and F. I guess you'll have to wait for it.