.....The safest place

Today I went to the local (ish) leisure center, where I quite literally made a tit of myself.

My swimming costume was too baggy, so every stroke almost exposed a nipple. I then went to the health suite whereby I somehow managed to roll of the seat in the Jacuzzi, that wasn't pretty, then fell asleep in the steam room, So I am now probably 2 inches shorter than I was.

I came home to read some more of the shinning, and "Joey from friends" had the right idea by keeping it in the freezer.
I feel safe when it's in there.