Shiner

No, J didn't get punched by his wife...although that is her fist. He actually, technically, punched himself in the face with M's fist last weekend. The drill was supposed to go like this:

1. M punches
2. J evades then sweeps

What actually happened went something like this:

1. M punches
2. J stands there
3. J sweeps
4. The sweep pulls M off balance
5. Which pulls M's punch right into J's face