Something for the weekend sir?

Emptying my suit pockets I found some detritus from last weekend.
1. Someone’s phone number, wish I knew whose!
2. Sugar-free fruit drops
3. A miniature 18 yr old malt whisky
4. Some bits of abandoned thistle
5. A crumpled teacake

two of these have definite future uses, one might do, another has been discarded, the last is but an old empty bit of foil.

I don’t often enjoy admin…. ;-)