Bit of a twat

From diary:
After work (fin 4) I took trike up to field. Mum came along. I about shit myself on take off. I thought I was a goner - hit some sink in a turn near ground. Climbed to 1000’ and took pics and landed. Cops turned up later. Headmaster reckons I was flying over school. Piffle! That bloke is a nutter.

(Context- headmaster had previously accused me of  low flying and had called the cops and I was ‘gathering evidence’ for my upcoming court case. I lost. £200 fine. I was actually a bit of a twat. )