A Short Survey

'Around one in seven people in the UK
now takes an antidepressant.'
- BBC Panorama June 2023


How torrential are your Tears?

How dismal are your Fears?

How raff is your Laugh?

Is your Smile worthwhile?

Do you Grin?
(Often? Never?)

How clever is your Composure?

How untoward are your Sobs?

Do you Bark? Bite?
(Which is worse?)

Are you the owner of an Appetite?

Sleep – is it Deep? Light?
(AWOL?)

Do you Ache indescribably?

And, finally:

What size are your Sighs?

Thank you.