Bernard

Bernard knew that when he got home from his expedition he would have to sort out his wardrobe, and sack his agent.  He can’t even find his monocle.


An utterly bewildering day.  Twenty five years ago I called a hotel in Canada and reserved a room.  No problem – I paid over the phone. Today it took twenty two emails and two phone calls to do the same.  And don’t get me started about Nicholas Parson’s suits.