The Sofa Mechanic

Friday.  Yahoo.

I go for a walk at lunchtime and I always time it to get a bus back home.

I saw 3 buses all running on time on the way and thought "super - no problem getting home".

Got to the bus stop - ah, look at that, the bus I wanted has been cancelled.  What an enormous coincidence for the 500th time.  

I think I should never go out again and just stay under the sofa with Rani.