324 Days Old

Snot monster can see you,
Snot monster is coming for you,
You better watch out, I am fast, and I am all covered in yuck,
ready to launch myself on you,
Don't squeal, don't scream,
you put yourself there, so be prepared,
Snotty kisses, a grab of the camera,
A chubby hand slapping and clapping in delight,
Oh Parent 1, you will get on the floor, forgetting,
once down you can't get back up,
So I am so making the most of this,
don't say you haven't been warned..

(dribble, dirt and grass stains optional extras)

Snot monster attack coming up in 3...2....