That's the ticket.

I was walking past this massage parlour last night when a partially clad man burst out of the doors, ran to his car, and swore loudly when he found a parking ticket. A woman in the street and I caught each others eye (although what we were doing throwing them around that time of day god only knows) and laughed. Helplessly. I may have leant against a sex worker for strength.

Whatever that guy had paid for I bet he hadn't reckoned on getting fucked
by a traffic warden.