Si Señor der dago

Three gurt plaques all inarro.

It was, rightly, a plant's turn for a day or three.

But herself, being on "Rat-poison", was due to donate a fingerful of blood for test today and since she'll not be there again this month I thought "What the hell?! Who's going to bother anyway?"

Besides the flooring wallah's are here in the "ayfullness of the emm" so I'd other things to do.

Added MUCH later:-
Original, none-PC rhyme:-

Si Senor, dere dago
forte lores inarro
Dement loriz demiz Trux
Fullov enza pigzan Dux.