Day Today

By Feathers14

Pure Gold

The sheer genius of this Blip title shall be revealed later... Read on to find out why.

-Dr. Zhivago-

Today was a bit of chilling on campus - I returned to the fort where Eve was revising to keep her company, and then we headed to Varsity for lunch with Emily. After a relaxed lunch in the sunshine Emily headed off back to Leam to head home and I did something else (can't exactly remember what, right now). A brief stop in Leam before heading down to our regular watering hole on a Tuesday night, Leam's bowling alley and god damn I love bowling! We went with a massive group of PhotoSocers and I love that it's become a mini tradition. It's just a shame I sucked real real bad, this time. I'm gonna put it down to having been to the gym (THE GYM! That's what I did earlier... Well played, brain) earlier and barely being able to walk - Do you even lift, bro? - let alone throw a ball down a long hallway towards some funny shaped bits of wood.

Shane, on the other hand, did not suck. His performance could be described as stella. It could be described as pure gold. Gold has an atomic mass of near-as-makes-no-difference 197. Why am I telling you this? Because Shane scored 197!!!! One hundred and ninety-bloody-seven. Ridiculous. Dr. Zhivago is also 197 minutes long (thanks Wikipedia) hence the reference.

197.

The photo is of The Bro trademarking a bowl-dive in an attempt to please the gods such that they look favourably (seriously, 197... Can you believe it?) on his performance and reward him as such. The first attempt did not please the gods. The second attempt at this technique bagged him a strike, so make of that what you will. With a larger sample size (honestly, consider what 197 in bowling means. It's just a stupidly large score!) we can better assess how solid the technique is.

Peace

The photo is crap... Giving it a mark out of 1,000 I'd probably give it a very generous 197.

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