Seeing double

I couldn’t believe it. There on the doormat is an identical leaflet to yesterday’s (see blip) from the Co-op offering me a bargain funeral, if I pay in advance.

Its bad enough getting one such leaflet but two on successive days, that is postively creepy. 
I am incensed, “ plan your funeral your way and make sure all that’s missed is you”. And much more in a similar vein.

Revved up for a verbal fisticuffs, no this is not Glasgow, I must control my anger this is Bridge of Allan, I make my way to the funeral Co-op rehearsing my complaint .

I need not have bothered. 
It’s closed. Until October 3rd. There’s a phone number if it’s urgent.