Just Do The Thing That Doesn't Work

Among my many bugbears are things that say "Do A, then B and then you're finished".  Except option A isn't an option.

Lots of youtube videos later and guess what?  It still doesn't work.

Perhaps I was off learning how to be stupid enough to drive a car (it'll never happen) or how to colour in.

Never ask me to press a button that isn't there.  My swearbox runneth over.