Jacuzzi

"Haw ...... Mr Heron!"

"Whit noo?"

"Saw a relative of your's in Spain last week!"

"Auntie Agnes?"

"Auntie Agnes??"

"Aye, she was o'er in Benidorm on a Hen Doo!"

"Naw .............. an Egret!"

"Aw ah dinnae speak to them!"

"How come?"

"Ah dinnae speak Spanish!"


Mockingbird