I'm Itsy Bitsy Spider...

Sitting in the sink

Minding my own business
Just having a bit of a think

Then up pops this Blipper 
With her flipping 'phone

Takes my blooming picture 
Without a by your leave

Catches me in a glass 
And then gives me the big heave...!

So now I'm on the driveway
And happy I am not 

I'm off to find some shelter
To ponder on my lot...