Pants

When you're my age and you've got a knackered back, getting dressed is a bit of a trial.  Especially if you try not to make funny noises.

Got up this morning - usual ablutions and wanted to get dressed.  Leg number one into boxers achieved with no groaning.  Leg number 2 the same.  The day has started well.  Pulling boxers up and the idea was "trousers now" - big fan of underwear-first-then-trousers.

At that exact moment the elastic in the boxers decided to give up and there was a pair of dead boxers around my ankles.

Getting dressed should be easy...  No need for sarcasm from your underwear.