Dear Lizzie

Today I stood in the rain for two hours, asking people to sign a petition. These are my fellow petitioneers across the road.

We want Farnham to leave the UK and set up on it's own. Seems like an Eeling comedy, doesn't it...

The petition is going to the queen and I reckon if she can knight a Baldrick, she'll be more than happy to grant Farnham her freedom.