Whoops

Earlier today, while trying to avoid a woman who was intent on taking up the entire footpath, I dodged her and walked into a building.

My hand made an interesting and hitherto unknown sound, something between a slap and a crack.

I was doing a bit of volunteering in a bookshop just afterwards when my hand started to swell up and bleed, so my friend bandaged me up. It's not held up too badly!