Purple Krays

Gleetings ! Gravesend calling, here is News.

So, you may say to yourself, Sir Picanuper Troll is King here, not Chas, how is this ? It is because Sir Picanuper, who wasn’t Sir, then, did raise his standard atop Windmill Hill, and declare it to be, and no one has said he isn’t, and now it’s too late. All well and good.

Of course, Sir Picanuper has Special Forces and Powers, like Magic Thinking, also mastery of Beebler Beebler technology and many upon many loyal Trolls, like what you can see here, The Purple Krays, who do Security, taps nose.

You must be careful with these: they have enormous powers of concentration and can get properly steamed up, like if you speak without respect about the Bay City Rollers; if you do that and they get mad, you should sing a song called “Shang A Lang” and this will calm them, and they will sing sweet harmonies, very nice.

The Purple Krays eat carrots to keep their hair nice, and if you try to invade Gravesend they will concentrate fiercely upon you to make you have a little accident, don’t tell them I told you. They think it’s funny. It IS funny, though, but not for you. They are twins and they are both Alpha Males but take it in turns, they are good boys, really and they love their mum.

More another time !

Walk Tall !