Sono Andato dal Veterinario Italiano

The Wretched One and the Kindly Mister were worried about 
some lumps and bumps that decorate my fabulous bod.
So, they took me to the Vet - he was Italian but kindly spoke English to the KM and Dog to me.

There are a couple of things that may need to be removed in due course, but nothing urgent.  So TWO is much relieved and I've had extra sausages tonight.