Last TV Show, The

Gleetings ! Gravesend calling !

Tony Blare has his friend, Reg Piles round, to watch Television, Reg has been away on Mars for 50 years.

It’s time for Breakfast Bake A Cake.

“What’s this ! What time is Z-Cars, that’s proper telly !” demands Reg.
“They don’t make that any more ! It became passe and there wasn’t any swearing.” answers Tony.
“Well, Crossroads, then ! Can we watch that ? It is timeless !”
“But it was all a dream…”
“No, no !” cries Reg, who harboured a secret crush on ‘Nolly’ Gordon these 50 years.
Enraged, Reg flies at the Television and switches it off ! But having been exposed to Martian gamma-rays for 5 decades, Reg has unknowingly acquired the super power of switching off all Televisions in Gravesend simultaneously and the moment his finger touches the but PFFTZZZZ

Normal Service Will Be Restored As Soon As May Be.

Suddenly, Gravesend was the happiest place that had ever been, at least since Television.

Walk Tall !