The Pensioner

By Pensioner

Another of these photos

Well, I’d been busy. Time to get started on things. Firstly, the garden. Off to Travis Perkins to get some stakes. There’s a plot to mark out. And then indoors - a ball to get rolling there too. If we’re going to save untold thousands of pounds by not installing a new kitchen, then the existing one will need some sprucing. And I’m just the man for that, with my leetil teen of Daneesh Oil and my cute leetil electric sander. I’ve no idea why I said it like that.
But looksee here, I’ve had to extract all the almonds from my Christmas mixed nuts bowl. The hand nutcracker thing just won’t crack ‘em - it seems my grip just isn’t what it was. Not that it ever was, really.

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