The Trophy...

I do apologise if anyone is offended but is is just a wee bit of schoolboy puerile humour.

I was asked for a trophy made from old skateboards for a badminton group from Kirkcaldy with similar humour as my own.

The badminton group is called CockSmashers.  Although I believe they play standard badminton, to win this you need have the most head or crotch shuttlecock hits in the year.