User Acceptance Testing in progress

- Softness under foot: not bad, it's an 8. 
- Smell: not quite sure about that one. 3 
- Colour: not my bag, man. I will give it a 2. 
- Warmth: not bad at all. 7 
- Cost: don't care. I'm a cat. 6 
- Ease of cleaning: don't care. I won't be cleaning it. I'm a cat. 6 
- Retention of moulting hair in the velvety fabric. Fucking brilliant! That's at least an 11.