A barrel of laughs

More bizarre Duolingo translations today requiring me to translate into French 'I did my hair next to a dinosaur' !

I accidently shut the cat in living room overnight on Monday, and when I came down in the morning I thought there was a funny smell.  I couldn't spot anything until I settled down much later to my lunch and saw a great pile of crusty poo at my feet.  Urgh.

Not her fault, but I'm aware I need to nip any repeat performance in the bud.