The Wind in My Hair Again

I'm now looking for sponsorship from Elnett.

The 4th Plinth has passed me by (they missed a grand artiste),
so I'm left with the hopes that Mr Philip Treacy might make me a hat one day, and failing that, L'Oreal will see the wisdom of giving me a multi-million sausage deal. I have facial hair to die for, plus a plume of a tail that could really show off their product in a new and exciting way.