culture vulture?

Aye, there's nothing that promotes your town's cultural festival than a bloke lying pissed on the pavement...

Today I hit Barcelona. Things I observed as follows:
The tourist bus is ridiculously over priced. £50 for the three of us
The Camp Nou stadium is really, really shabby.
Barcelona FC are taking the piss with their shop prices. ?105 for a replica shirt!
You can get a superb three course lunch with wine for a tenner.
The queue for the unfinished Gaudi sagrada familia contained 387490 folk