Slow gardening

I promise not to go on and on about my new friend, Arthur (Itis), but I was interested to see how well I could tackle the gardening.  I was able to do most things, but Arthur insisted on slowing me down quite a bit.  It was a nice pace to work at though with frequent sit downs with my lovely wife (who was working hard weeding and pruning) to admire the view.  I am pleased to report that Arthur has not affected my other world beating abilities such as stating the obvious, causing groans by telling corny jokes or shouting at politicians on TV.